Woohoo! You found us!

Welcome to our page!  


Pretty & Profanity Gifts By Dirty Stamps is a small family run business and home for customised, hilarious profanity based gifts for people with an alternative sense of humour or our pretty side is perfect for people that prefer a more traditional approach to gift giving. 

From frames and flower boxes to cards and mugs, stationary and clothing, rest assured you will find a gift for even the most fussiest of recipient!

We even sell gift wrap for the perfect finishing touch.

At Pretty & Profanity Gifts we pride ourselves on giving you an easy, hassle free shopping experience from start to finish, our aim is to deliver hilarious and pretty  products designed to either offend or delight.

We offer FREE SHIPPING to all U.K postal addresses, we endeavour to keep international costs as low as possible.

Dispatch time for our Profanity side is outlined at 7-14 working days to allow for circumstances beyond our control. However, it is often MUCH, MUCH quicker than this. 

Dispatch time for our Pretty side is 3-4 weeks. These products are mostly made to order and are more time consuming than our printed side.


Please bear this information in mind when querying your orders status. 



We often get asked "Why does delivery take so long?"


The truth is Pretty & Profanity Gifts is a small 2 person business that make most of our products by hand so wait time isn't actually due to shipping time it's due to the fact that we are just two people trying to put a smile on peoples faces and there are only so many hours in a day :)

We are unable to compete with larger corporate companies that can dispatch goods with 24-48 hours but I promise they are worth the wait! 


Should you require your order quicker than stated turn around time please email us before ordering to see if we can accommodate your request.


If you have any questions or would like to place a wholesale order please feel free to get in touch by contacting us.

We'll get back to you within 24 hours - or if you fancy a chat give us a call on 07789 005 661


Thank you for visiting! 

You are amazing! 

You think it - We print it!